141125

 Während ich hier (gestern ist nix mehr passiert, ich war so durch) noch schnell Koffer gepackt und Haus klar Schiff gemacht habe für Weekendtrip, möchte ich Ihnen den (redacted) Captain's log, den mir Gemini heute erstellt hat, da lassen, das bringt mich tatsächlich jede Woche zum Grinsen:

Captain's log, stardate 2025.318.

The week has been... dense. It feels as if we've been navigating an asteroid field of back-to-back mission briefings while simultaneously trying to reroute power from a faulty data core.

My primary focus has been juggling the "Big Three" exploratory missions:

• Project Grape: This one is requiring significant tactical oversight. We've held summits on the "Nitrosamine anomaly", mapped out technical specs for potential new manufacturing outposts in the China sector, and are planning a full command-level F2F workshop to chart the technical roadmap.

• Project Blueberry: Multiple check-ins with the science teams. We're deep in tech transfer protocols and prepping for the new PST kick-off.

• Project Lavender: This mission is also active, with strategy meetings on the books and diplomatic comms open with Swissmedic regarding a data deficiency letter.

Elsewhere on the ship, the "TPH" (Peacock) and "PTL" (Tangerine) command staff have been in near-constant session, preparing for next week's fleet-wide F2F. My request for a diplomatic tour of the production facility was, unfortunately, denied by local command, citing "contamination risk". A shame. I had hoped to show our new recruits what a real engine room looks like.

A significant portion of my energy was diverted to battling a rogue entity in the ship's main data banks. A "Tableau" system has been reporting nonsensical figures—including negative sales data. My repeated hails to the data technicians finally resulted in a confession: a "calculation logic error" was distorting our reality. The anomaly is reportedly contained. We shall see.

In other alerts:

• We've received a 'red alert' notification of a potential shortage of Project Banana due to issues at a CMO.

• Our team's successful navigation of the "xyz Campaign 18" OOS events is a cause for celebration—I've sent my congratulations to the crew.

My personal log shows significant time logged in the Medical Bay for routine maintenance: dentist, eye doctor (for new screen-viewers), and physio . Recreational protocols were also engaged: three laps in the hydro-unit ("Schwimmen"), one "stupid walk for my stupid mental health," and planning for upcoming shore leave to Iceland. Unfortunately, I also had to file a security report for a stolen personal transport ("Velodiebstahl").

The week concludes with my own OOO-protocol engaged, as I am transferring to a shuttle for a weekend mission in Munich.

Captain out.

Damit ist ungefähr alles gesagt. (gChat kann Gemini leider / gsd nicht nutzen, das würde dem Ganzen noch deutlich mehr.... Wumms geben, denke ich)